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A miscellany of seasonal countryside stories from PETER FROST

I AM firmly of the opinion that mistletoe should become the symbol plant of the Tories, rather like Labour’s red rose. 

Why mistletoe, I hear you ask. Well, it is of course a total parasite. It contributes nothing at all to the trees or orchards it hangs about in, merely sucking the goodness from its host trees. Totally Tory. 

It has a scruffy growth habit like uncombed blond hair. But most importantly, it is always there as an essential ingredient of the atmosphere of cheeky adulterous fun at secret Westminster parties — sorry, cheese and wine business meetings.   

A clump of mistletoe berries
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