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When the money runs out 'sacrifices' have to be made

"I say, Dave! Things are looking a bit sticky again."

"You spent your pocket money again, Gideon? OK we'll get Pickles to go round and duff up the Lib Dems for their lunch money again. That always seems to work."

"It's a bit more serious than that I'm afraid, Dave..."

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