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Attila the Stockbroker Diary / 21 March 2025
21 March 2025
Given the global plague of Agent Orange, the bard channels his energy into community self-help
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Attila the Stockbroker Diary / 21 February 2025
21 February 2025
In which we accompany the Bard into Cymru to meet his musical accomplices, young and old
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Attila the Stockbroker Diary / 7 February 2025
7 February 2025
The bard ditches an unspecial relationship, encounters a new subdivision of metal, and discovers the cure for a stiff neck
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Attila the Stockbroker Diary / 24 January 2025
24 January 2025
The bard tunes into the message crooned by the newly self-appointed masters of the universe
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Culture / 5 October 2024
5 October 2024
The Bard pays homage to the sands of Morecambe, for the talent they have nourished, and in memory of the Chinese workers they engulfed
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Attila the Stockbroker Diary / 6 September 2024
6 September 2024
The Star’s itinerant troubadour pauses to take stock of the rise of the far-right in former East Germany
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Culture / 12 July 2024
12 July 2024
Staring proudly across the Channel, the Bard of East Worthing and Shoreham revels (with a few reservations) in the election of the constituency’s first Labour MP
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Attila the Stockbroker Diary / 28 June 2024
28 June 2024
Armed with helpful visual aids, the bard campaigns furiously against sewage both literal and metaphorical
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Attila the Stockbroker / 17 May 2024
17 May 2024
Breaking news: Tories routed in Costa del Geriatrica! Bob Crow honoured in Wakefield! Anti-fascists promoted to the Bundesliga!
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Attila the Stockbroker Diary / 5 April 2024
5 April 2024
Heart-wrenchingly, the bard reveals the magic genie who inspired him as a Grade 6 violin dropout to stick a pick-up on it and go mad
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Attila the Stockbroker Diary / 8 March 2024
8 March 2024
The itinerant troubadour extols the virtues of grassroots campaigning and train travel as he makes, for the first time in his life, a pilgrimage to the Holy City
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Attila the Stockbroker Diary / 9 February 2024
9 February 2024
The doughty troubadour finds new lyrics attaching themselves to 1960s earworms, promotes lyrical cycling, and reveals his earliest inspirations
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Culture / 6 October 2023
6 October 2023
The bard displays his scars, and dons Brighton FC colours abroad to celebrate National Poetry Day
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Culture / 22 September 2023
22 September 2023
The Seagulls lost marginally to AEK Athens in what is an unexpected setback, but the Marc Bolan in our diarist is gloriously reawakened at the Shepherd’s Bush Empire celebration of his talent which has even inspired the attached poem
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Attila the Stockbroker Diary / 8 September 2023
8 September 2023
Finding himself on the silver screen, the Star’s own troubadour recommends the movie and remembers his uncle Maurice in verse
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Culture / 25 August 2023
25 August 2023
Our troubadour hero wolfs down generous samples of Real Fringe, Real Edinburgh and Real Ale, and urges the big names to join the free fringe
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Culture / 10 August 2023
10 August 2023
ATTILA serenades us from the Free Fringe, and regards Rebellion with militant nostalgia
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Culture / 14 July 2023
14 July 2023
Working as he does for British intelligence, Attila tells us where to find it at the Edinburgh Festival (free) Fringe
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Attila the Stockbroker Diary / 29 June 2023
29 June 2023
Attila graciously accepts the invitation to be Pooet in Residence on the Isle of Wight
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Culture / 17 June 2023
17 June 2023
Our diarist dashes from Glastonwick 2023 via Medway River Lit Festival and a gig in Munich to the Political Song Festival at Lake Attersee in Austria. It was, however, a gig at Ljubljana’s legendary punk hub of old Yugoslavia, the Prulcek, that provided the proverbial cherry
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Culture / 24 February 2023
24 February 2023
Attila mounts a rearguard action in Wales to defend independent music venues, and extols the talent - past and future - of Welsh-language rock bands
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Culture / 27 January 2023
27 January 2023
A stroke of fortune finds Attila relishing a fine biography of a fellow wicked Sussex satirist to the velvet touch of a lad from the valleys made good
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Culture / 30 December 2022
30 December 2022
Heartened and impressed by the way Mick Lynch tied the corporate media in knots, still incensed by the Fifa world cup insult to inclusivity and diversity and saddened by the death of Pele, the greatest player to ever kick a ball, from a time when it truly was the people’s game
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Culture / 7 October 2022
7 October 2022
On the urgent need to remove Truss, Kwarteng et al once and for all, the joy of touring Wales and, to top it all, a pat on the back from none other than Benjamin Zephaniah for my new album