Given the global plague of Agent Orange, the bard channels his energy into community self-help
Attila the Stockbroker
In which we accompany the Bard into Cymru to meet his musical accomplices, young and old
The bard ditches an unspecial relationship, encounters a new subdivision of metal, and discovers the cure for a stiff neck
The bard tunes into the message crooned by the newly self-appointed masters of the universe
The Bard pays homage to the sands of Morecambe, for the talent they have nourished, and in memory of the Chinese workers they engulfed
The Star’s itinerant troubadour pauses to take stock of the rise of the far-right in former East Germany
Staring proudly across the Channel, the Bard of East Worthing and Shoreham revels (with a few reservations) in the election of the constituency’s first Labour MP
Armed with helpful visual aids, the bard campaigns furiously against sewage both literal and metaphorical
Breaking news: Tories routed in Costa del Geriatrica! Bob Crow honoured in Wakefield! Anti-fascists promoted to the Bundesliga!
Heart-wrenchingly, the bard reveals the magic genie who inspired him as a Grade 6 violin dropout to stick a pick-up on it and go mad
The itinerant troubadour extols the virtues of grassroots campaigning and train travel as he makes, for the first time in his life, a pilgrimage to the Holy City
The doughty troubadour finds new lyrics attaching themselves to 1960s earworms, promotes lyrical cycling, and reveals his earliest inspirations
The bard displays his scars, and dons Brighton FC colours abroad to celebrate National Poetry Day
The Seagulls lost marginally to AEK Athens in what is an unexpected setback, but the Marc Bolan in our diarist is gloriously reawakened at the Shepherd’s Bush Empire celebration of his talent which has even inspired the attached poem
Finding himself on the silver screen, the Star’s own troubadour recommends the movie and remembers his uncle Maurice in verse
Our troubadour hero wolfs down generous samples of Real Fringe, Real Edinburgh and Real Ale, and urges the big names to join the free fringe
ATTILA serenades us from the Free Fringe, and regards Rebellion with militant nostalgia
Working as he does for British intelligence, Attila tells us where to find it at the Edinburgh Festival (free) Fringe
Attila graciously accepts the invitation to be Pooet in Residence on the Isle of Wight
Our diarist dashes from Glastonwick 2023 via Medway River Lit Festival and a gig in Munich to the Political Song Festival at Lake Attersee in Austria. It was, however, a gig at Ljubljana’s legendary punk hub of old Yugoslavia, the Prulcek, that provided the proverbial cherry
Attila mounts a rearguard action in Wales to defend independent music venues, and extols the talent - past and future - of Welsh-language rock bands
A stroke of fortune finds Attila relishing a fine biography of a fellow wicked Sussex satirist to the velvet touch of a lad from the valleys made good
Heartened and impressed by the way Mick Lynch tied the corporate media in knots, still incensed by the Fifa world cup insult to inclusivity and diversity and saddened by the death of Pele, the greatest player to ever kick a ball, from a time when it truly was the people’s game
On the urgent need to remove Truss, Kwarteng et al once and for all, the joy of touring Wales and, to top it all, a pat on the back from none other than Benjamin Zephaniah for my new album