GORDON PARSONS is bowled over by a skilfully stripped down and powerfully relevant production of Hamlet
Attila the Stockbroker Diary: June 28, 2024
Armed with helpful visual aids, the bard campaigns furiously against sewage both literal and metaphorical

WRITING this in Walton-on-the-Naze, part of the Clacton constituency, after a very busy day last Thursday.
It all began early afternoon, hanging round for ages next to Worthing Pier alongside Labour comrades from both our local constituencies, East Worthing & Shoreham and Worthing West, waiting for Feargal Sharkey.
Feargal was the singer of the legendary Undertones, whose single Teenage Kicks I must have played at least 50 times during my 14-year tenure as stadium announcer and DJ at Brighton & Hove Albion. His quavering vocal style was unique and brilliant, making him one of the greatest punk vocalists of all time.
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