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The welcoming Britain of the brown-nose extraordinaire
Theresa May new immigration policies are bordering on insanity, says PADDY McGUFFIN

UKBA officer: "Next!

"If you'll just step this way, sir, madam. Just a few formalities to go through. All rather silly really but it has to be done, I'm afraid.

"Did you pack your bags yourself? I see, the servants did it for you. Well, quite right too, you're on holiday after all.

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