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Spreadsheet Phil, insulated by his millions
SOLOMON HUGHES is convinced that Philip Hammond has no idea what life is like for Britain’s working people

The Tories seem to enjoy Chancellor Philip Hammond having the nickname “Spreadsheet Phil.” It gives the impression that Hammond is accurate, good with detail and boring, but in a solid, reliable way.

However, a closer eye on Hammond reveals the man has more in common with the last French queen Marie Antoinette.

Earlier this month Hammond was telling the 1922 Committee — the group that brings all the backbench Tory MPs together — that the Conservatives needed to do more for the young, or they’d lose votes.

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