EWAN CAMERON picks out two fascinating music shows, fusing the Korean, and the Celtic, with the modern
BEFORE 1992 and open borders I always toured mainland Europe solo as a poet and acoustic performer, although I had long thought of forming a band to play my songs.
My experiences crossing borders with other bands — the ludicrous, petty nonsense to which we were subjected for no good reason whatsoever, simply because we were punk musicians — meant that I stuck to my solo poems and songs and the minimal, though constant, nonsense I experienced travelling alone with a hand-held mandola and a rucksack full of merch.
The irony about border checks is that I have never taken illegal drugs. I have never smoked and hate pills and injections. I prefer beer.
The bard confirms that the right has a humour bypass, and replays the English Revolution on period instruments
CHRIS SEARLE speaks to Argentinian saxophonist CAMILA NEBBIA
The Bard contributes to the campaign of Count Binface, and applauds Burnham’s plans for vocational training
The Bard does Bearded Theory, and lodges a complaint about bandnames



