Poetic license in hand, the Bard does love on Valentine’s Day

The bard distills our hellish times into fiery words

The bard contemplates X — anti-human vomit soup with dog shit croutons — and the Tory recycling bin that is Reform

The bard weighs in to the BBC debate with the nine pints of Stella theory

The bard recalls advice received 50 years ago from his TRB muse, and sorts out appropriate legislation for football club ownership

The bard pays homage to his two muses: his wife and his football club

The Bard reflects on sharing a bed, and why he wont go to Chelsea

The bard rests on his laurels, and swipes left and right

The Bard commutes to work for the first time in 45 years

Fiery words from the Bard in Blackpool and Edinburgh, and Evidence Based Punk Rock from The Protest Family

Prizes all round: the Bard hands plaudits to the Miners Gala, OT&JC, Joe Solo, Black Sabbath’s frontman and the Lionesses

Warming up for his Durham gig, the bard pays attention to the niceties of language