PAUL DONOVAN applauds an intriguing multi-layered depiction, dominated by a stunning impersonation of Marilyn herself
UNFORTUNATELY the result probably won’t be in until after we go to press, but I’d describe the mood as “quietly confident” — not just of her winning her seat again but of us finally removing the ghastly Tory majority on Adur Council which has festered there for decades like a pair of mouldy underpants.
We’ll see — I’ll send the news through when we have it, and maybe it can be squeezed onto the end of this week’s column. The Tories’ voter-ID trick really is disgusting, especially the bit which says that OAP bus passes and Oyster cards are valid but student ones aren’t.
Naked voter suppression in action.
The Bard hands out medals for his Edinburgh campaign and urges us to support The Men They Couldn’t Hang
Chris Searle speaks to US pianist RAN BLAKE
The bard confirms that the right has a humour bypass, and replays the English Revolution on period instruments
The Bard does Bearded Theory, and lodges a complaint about bandnames



