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Eerie wailing in a darkened cupboard in Downing Street
The Paddy McGuffin column

In a darkened cupboard in Downing Street eerie wails are sending shudders through all that hear them. Usually staunch civil servants glance fearfully at the door and hurry past, heads bowed.

Enter the Chancellor.

Osborne: “Dave? Is that you in there?”

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