Baggy trousers, baggy trousers
DAVE BANGS catches up with some loveable feathered friends
OUR mates the rooks. Black and big. Baggy trousers with tatty cuffs. Big stomach hanging down. Jerky uncool walk. Bit-too-big coat. Big black quiff. Giant conk like a warrior’s weapon. Flashing iridescent blues and purples. Always in a gang. Always noisy. KAAAA KAAAAH KAAAAH KAAAH.
Boisterous, super-social, messy, warm, domestic…LOVEABLE.
If it’s a big black bird here’s how you roughly tell a rook from a crow. If it’s on its own it’s maybe a crow. If it’s in a crowd it’s probably a rook. If it’s all black it’s probably a crow (except in Scotland and Ireland). If it’s black with part-white beak and cheeks it’s a rook.
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